God above!!! martians cook!

u r hungry, alone, bored, hungry. there s nothing good on t.v. there s one head of cabbage in the fridge. u hate cabbage (it sucks, u gotta admit) u hunt in the pantry n weigh ur options which boil down to - cabbage versus instant noodles. u like instant noodles but all that ajino moto (n other chinese evils waitin to twist ur intestines in knots)... in the battle between noodles n cabbage - v have a clear winner. cabbage salad. so i ll tell u my top secret recipe fo cabbage salad

serves: 1 hungry martian (double stuff if u r makin fo two)
nutritious: must be...
cooking time: 5 minutes (thats y i lurrrve it)

it calls fo -
1 head of cabbage shredded(green or red - i find green cool tho)
1 tsp full of mustard seeds
1 green chilli slit down the length
1/2 lemon
handful of peanuts
2tsp full olive oil
i clove of garlic -crushed
salt-to taste
sugar -1/4tsp full

method:
heat the oil. throw in the peanuts n wait till they luk nice n brown, add garlic n mustard seeds n wait till they start makin noise. add cabbage, salt sugar, chilli n toss everything fo 3-4 minutes. take it off - add lemon n enjoy the bitey cabbage salad. btw, i tried sm later wid bread n it tasted awesome :)