God above!!! martians cook!

u r hungry, alone, bored, hungry. there s nothing good on t.v. there s one head of cabbage in the fridge. u hate cabbage (it sucks, u gotta admit) u hunt in the pantry n weigh ur options which boil down to - cabbage versus instant noodles. u like instant noodles but all that ajino moto (n other chinese evils waitin to twist ur intestines in knots)... in the battle between noodles n cabbage - v have a clear winner. cabbage salad. so i ll tell u my top secret recipe fo cabbage salad

serves: 1 hungry martian (double stuff if u r makin fo two)
nutritious: must be...
cooking time: 5 minutes (thats y i lurrrve it)

it calls fo -
1 head of cabbage shredded(green or red - i find green cool tho)
1 tsp full of mustard seeds
1 green chilli slit down the length
1/2 lemon
handful of peanuts
2tsp full olive oil
i clove of garlic -crushed
salt-to taste
sugar -1/4tsp full

method:
heat the oil. throw in the peanuts n wait till they luk nice n brown, add garlic n mustard seeds n wait till they start makin noise. add cabbage, salt sugar, chilli n toss everything fo 3-4 minutes. take it off - add lemon n enjoy the bitey cabbage salad. btw, i tried sm later wid bread n it tasted awesome :)

ole P.G. Wodehouse was right! Aunts aren't gentlemen.

We all have them. Bertie did, Tom Sawyer did, Jean Louise Finch did, Ammu did and so do I. Lets face it. There is no escaping them. They are like the third law of Newton. If something pleases you, its bound to irk your aunts. Well, i have a kittyfull of aunts too. They come as bundles of complexities from your joyous parents' side. "Listen to your aunt real good", or "what will your aunt think"? Even, why don't we send you over to your auntie Nimmi for this winter breaks (yeah! I have been through a lot of this when i was a child). And that is why I suffer from chronic Auntietictraumitis. And what do you know? The screen of my phone is flashing with my auntie Nimmi's call. Let me get it and I will tell you about it soon.

P.S. My money against yours, its to find out "when am I getting married"
P.P.S. Oh! It could also be, "Are you still seeing that goon from accounts?"